Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Can You Say TOURETTES??

oh my frickin crud i was so freaked out this morning!! it all started in drama when my friend, who shall remain nameless, and i were discussing my friend's problems with her family, her dad in particular...well, literally out of nowhere, the guy sitting behind her (we'll call him bob for 2 reasons: A) i dont remember his real name and B) i probably shouldnt put his name on the web in this context even if i did know it) completely flipped out!! he pushed the desk away from him with quite a bit of force, stood up, and screamed "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??!!" at my friend...she promptly reminded him that he wasnt exactly part of our conversation, but he ignored her, asking the same question twice more...when someone finally decided to come to our rescue and tell the crazed lunatic to calm down, the tourettes victim began a series of "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"s...thats when someone ran out to get the teacher...about time, people!! of course, it didnt end there...the crazy guy, drooling all over the place, picked up this huge textbook and held it over his head...if he had thrown it at someone, which we all thought he would, i definately would have screamed, but luckily i didnt need to because he settled for slamming it on the desk...he then proceeded to run down the aisle between mine and my friend's desks, waving his arms madly and screaming unintelligably, and out the door...we heard him yelling all the way down the hall to the nurse's office...when the teacher finally came in after escorting him to the clinic, he decided he may as well not even try to extinguish the rumors because he knew theyd erupt anyway...instead he said "we're not going to ignore what just happened because obviously we cant"...apparently dude was all freaking out cuz his grandmother had just died (my friend had mentioned her grandmothers funeral earlier in the class period, but had said nothing even mildly offensive, so his reason for flipping out is still a mystery) and his spaz out was due to his grief which had been set off by the conversation between my friend and myself...i was shaking the rest of the period cuz i was pretty much paranoid that he would show up in class with a gun or something...it was so insane!! it doesnt even sound real!! i wouldnt even believe it if i hadnt been there myself...the really sad part is that it was all kind of funny in a sick twisted kind of way...i mean what would you do if some weird kid sitting less than 2 feet away from you completely flipped for no apparent reason?? you would either be terrified or doubled over with laughter!! so yeah, just thought id share that freaky little bit of my day...remember, if the weird kids sitting near you while youre having a conversation, you should probably just pass notes!! this has been A Few Words of Advice and An Anecdote With Stevie Lee...tune in next time for the drama room shooting...of course, thats IF i make it out alive!!

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, but that made me laugh. I do feel bad for him, but I can't stop laughing at the situation. I'm a bad person aren't I?

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